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Daisy the Dog was Jessica Simpson's dog. It has since became lunch for a liberal coyote. Jessica claims a coyote took her dog but it is apparent it was a bear dressed up as a coyote.

Since the incident Daisy has been seen paw-in-paw with the magnanimous Checkers, the dog that saved Nixon's career (the first time).

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