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September 30, 2007

The greatest part of Sunday morning is:
 
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The poll was created at 17:40 on September 30, 2007, and so far 26 people voted.

September 29, 2007

Nailing points tubed, colgasm, fascist, enemy combatant

Saturdays usually suck because it's the day between work and church, and The Colbert Report is not on. Fortunately, we can relive recent nailage of an enemy combatant like Naomi Wolf, whom Stephen:
 
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The poll was created at 01:25 on September 30, 2007, and so far 12 people voted.

September 28, 2007

Childrens points, Historical Bush speeches with West-Texas faux-neh-ticks provided by Senior Analyst WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

Wordinistas in the press attacked President Bush this week for:
 
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The poll was created at 04:36 on September 29, 2007, and so far 13 people voted.

September 27, 2007

Profit points, Abu Gray, Blackwater, Abu Ghraib

While Blackwater USA continues to successfully defend freedom in Iraq by killing Iraqis, liberals have chosen instead to focus on:
 
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The poll was created at 16:37 on September 28, 2007, and so far 12 people voted.

September 26, 2007

Iran's President Ahmadinejad visited our country and through the mercy of The Greatest President was allowed to dress like Barack Obama and look upon the hottest college babes in the world at Columbia University. To turn them on, he spoke about:
 
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The poll was created at 16:55 on September 27, 2007, and so far 15 people voted.

September 25, 2007

Bear points, education, David Vitter, bears

Forest rangers are killing more black bears than ever! This gigantic success is due to:
 
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The poll was created at 18:11 on September 25, 2007, and so far 15 people voted.

September 24, 2007

Petraeus points, Betrayed, hippies, General Petraeus

At last, the Senate showed some balls last Friday and condemned some liberals that hate the troops. We can support them by:
 
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The poll was created at 17:59 on September 24, 2007, and so far 13 people voted.

September 23, 2007

Forgiveness

Security points, Private enterprise, Blackwater

The Iraq government corrected their previous accusations against Blackwater USA and will not force them out of the country because:
 
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The poll was created at 00:50 on September 24, 2007, and so far 12 people voted.

Punishment

Granny points, tourist stalls, Larry Craig

The USA continues to show the rest of the world how to properly punish the immoral by:
 
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The poll was created at 00:50 on September 24, 2007, and so far 11 people voted.

September 20, 2007

Obscure numbering notes, brought to you by Condemner in Chief WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

What is the best way to measure the success of The Greatest Administration Ever's economic policies:
 
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The poll was created at 18:38 on September 21, 2007, and so far 14 people voted.

September 19, 2007

Police points, Blackwater justice, Weapons, Kerry crying, hot Florida action, Blackwater

In response to book readers crying about some student eating taser, the University of Florida's response should be to:
 
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The poll was created at 20:25 on September 19, 2007, and so far 19 people voted.

September 18, 2007

Polite speaking points, Thatchers, Tony Bennett, The Lord, censorship

Whining liberals are having a fit over Sally Field or Struthers or some thatcherless sodomite being censored for taking the Lord's name in vain. The real problem with the Emmy's was:
 
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The poll was created at 16:44 on September 19, 2007, and so far 21 people voted.

September 17, 2007

Oily points, Alan Greenspan, Federal Reserve, Iraq, Constitution, The Filter, Constitution date checking provided by WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

America's Constitution was ratified on September 17th the year Jesus was born. Instead of shopping, former greatest Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan has chosen to celebrate with lies by:
 
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The poll was created at 18:23 on September 17, 2007, and so far 21 people voted.

September 16, 2007

50 points, OJ scores, Fox, Sheik killer seized, West Nile

At last, we have some good news again. 50 Cent is defending Britney and OJ has been arrested again, also Canadians are busy on a Fox run. If only liberals could:
 
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The poll was created at 03:01 on September 17, 2007, and so far 15 people voted.

September 15, 2007

Economic points, Alan Greenspan, books, The Greatest President

No more teachers, no more books, no more liberals' dirty looks. That's the way a weekend is suppose to work, not:
 
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The poll was created at 22:46 on September 15, 2007, and so far 15 people voted.

September 14, 2007

Video points, Limited progress, Mission Accomplished

Our Glorious President, The Greatest President, gave a glorious speech last night, reminding us of the incredible progress we've made in Iraq, from Mission Accomplished to the 4 year reunion surge, we can all agree:
 
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The poll was created at 18:21 on September 14, 2007, and so far 18 people voted.

September 13, 2007

President Bush speech day, polls closed, Supreme Court rules they stay closed.

September 12, 2007

Rememberiness

Rescue points, Lessons learnt, The Greatest President Ever, Rudy Giuliani

As the Greatest President Ever and Rudy Guiliani have shown, the best way to continue remembering 9/11 is:
 
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The poll was created at 17:42 on September 12, 2007, and so far 20 people voted.

September 11, 2007

Always Rememberating

Forgetting points, 9/11 champions, Larry Craig, 9/11, War on Terror

Republican Senator Larry Craig has kept the spirit of September the 11th alive by fighting his arrest by liberal aiport security. Flyers today should:
 
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The poll was created at 15:28 on September 11, 2007, and so far 24 people voted.

September 10, 2007

Pre-Rememberating

9/11 score, 9/11 points, Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, 9/11 memories provided by Senior Analyst WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

Isn't every day an anniversary of Sept. 11? The War on Terrorism never stops for Rudy Giuliani and Fred Thompson. As strong Republicans, they commemorate each day by:
 
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The poll was created at 21:14 on September 10, 2007, and so far 23 people voted.

September 6, 2007

No Girl Left Behind

Suicide points, No Child Left Behind, Faith Based Initiatives, evolution

Young girls had a sharp, almost oil-like, rise in their suicides. This proves that:
 
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The poll was created at 20:39 on September 6, 2007, and so far 28 people voted.

Rolling Down the Hump

Yodeling points, Larry Craig, Rupert Murdoch, Fred Thompson

Some fat yodeler died and the liberal media is asking if he was greatest yodeler ever. The real question is why did he die?
 
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The poll was created at 15:13 on September 6, 2007, and so far 23 people voted.


September 5, 2007 - Poll at half Freem

September 4, 2007 - The End of Freem

Freedom points, World of ColbertCraft, Lick, Sean Hannity, Freem

While some unfortunate children were forced to look at books again last week, most return to forced book reading this week. At the same time, liberals are testing game anti-addiction software on the Chinese. Does this mean:
 
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The poll was created at 16:51 on September 4, 2007, and so far 24 people voted.

September 3, 2007 - Labor Day Pollebration

We know, unlike the pussy running British, that as hard working Americans, you're probably getting bored with a forced day off from your job. We here at the Daily Poll have a series of polls coming to keep you working. Jesus knows, having to stay home and read the wordinistas of the liberal media on the Internets is work.

Favorite Color

Which do you prefer:
 
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The poll was created at 19:05 on September 3, 2007, and so far 28 people voted.

Evilest Color

Which is worst:
 
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The poll was created at 19:05 on September 3, 2007, and so far 23 people voted.

Wankers

Running points, Only the pole stands, Britain, Gordon Brown, Iraq

Yesterday, Britain began pulling out of Iraq. Their women already knew about this problem. Should we:
 
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The poll was created at 23:01 on September 3, 2007, and so far 23 people voted.

Leakers

Leaking points, GAO, Iraq, Washington Post, research provided by Senior Analyst WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

Someone leaked the GAO's assessment of progress in Operation Iraqi Freedom (it's not a war, as you know). The liberals at the Washington Post made it sound like someone within the GAO, but we know it was really:
 
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The poll was created at 04:02 on September 4, 2007, and so far 16 people voted.

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