Iran's President Ahmadinejad visited our country and through the mercy of The Greatest President was allowed to dress like Barack Obama and look upon the hottest college babes in the world at Columbia University. To turn them on, he spoke about:
Our Glorious President, The Greatest President, gave a glorious speech last night, reminding us of the incredible progress we've made in Iraq, from Mission Accomplished to the 4 year reunion surge, we can all agree:
While some unfortunate children were forced to look at books again last week, most return to forced book reading this week. At the same time, liberals are testing game anti-addiction software on the Chinese. Does this mean:
September 3, 2007 - Labor Day Pollebration
We know, unlike the pussy running British, that as hard working Americans, you're probably getting bored with a forced day off from your job. We here at the Daily Poll have a series of polls coming to keep you working. Jesus knows, having to stay home and read the wordinistas of the liberal media on the Internets is work.
Someone leaked the GAO's assessment of progress in Operation Iraqi Freedom (it's not a war, as you know). The liberals at the Washington Post made it sound like someone within the GAO, but we know it was really: