At your family-safe church Halloween party, will (or did) you dress up as:
Octobert 27, 2007
The terrorist list growing from 20 on 9/11 to 755,000 during President Bush-Cheney's reign proves that:
Octobert 26, 2007
Should Blackwater change its logo from a bear paw?
Octobert 25, 2007
- Cash points, America Supports You, Greatest President Ever, Dick Cheney, and maneuvered by Senior Analyst WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
The Greatest President Ever has demanded from Congress that they approve more money to support our troops. How much should Congress approve?
Octobert 24, 2007
- Edit points, global warming, CDC, climate crisis, Greatest President, Office of Management and Budget
President Bush was once again kind enough to lend White House support to help the CDC Director Dr. Julie Gerberding:
Octobert 23, 2007
For the 1-week anniversary of the Greatest News Program Ever's 2nd anniversary, should the month of October be renamed Octobert?
October 22, 2007
The staph infection of 10 college athletes in New York proves:
October 21, 2007
The 2008 election the most important election ever! Who's The Scariest Candidate of All?
October 20, 2007
A Republican presidential candidate said that more tax money is spent on bear DNA than democratic taxing and spending on child care. Is this really true?
October 19, 2007
Once again, Democrats were unable to override the Greatest President Ever's veto. Is this because:
October 18, 2007
Even though President Bush dirtied himself by losing his vetoginity a year ago because of democrats, he's had to do it again 3 times. Most recently, in some tax & spend bill to give children free health insurance. Should we tell Congress to:
Octobert 17, 2007 - 2nd Anniversary Colbertacular
Who has the chance to be remembered as the best nailing ever?
Which show might be remembered as the best episode ever?
October 16, 2007
It's the 1-week anniversary of the greatest book ever published, I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert. Have you already:
October 15, 2007
Who will the liberals at The Nobel give a prize to next?
October 12, 2007
The reasons why The Nobel supports terrorists:
October 8, 2007
Heroes returning to work on Monday are often concerned about their children returning to the liberal influence of schools, their teachers, and worst, the books. Fortunately, a recent test of San Francisco high school students showed freem hard at work:
October 5, 2007
Non-combat fatality of troop in Afghanistan via a single shot to the head within a secured military site. What crying liberals don't understand is:
October 4, 2007
Reasons why President Bush had to make the tough choice to veto the child health care act:
October 3, 2007
Tuesday, liberal nerd Henry Waxman battled CEO of Blackwater, Erik Prince. Waxman had to settle for aid from Eleanor Holmes Norton and Dennis Kucinich. K-Prince was aided by:
October 2, 2007
It's Tuesday. Time to remember 9/11 again, because 9/11 happened on a Tuesday. Thank God for Rudy Giuliani, who continues to never forget 9/11 by:
October 1, 2007
Republicans are being pressured by Christian conservative leaders to keep kissing babies, especially fetuses, and dump Giuliani, McCain, or Thompson if nominated as the Rpublican president. The obvious choice is: