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May 29, 2009, Poll #2

The Wikipedia Supreme Court ruled that $cientology should be banned from editing the online encyclopedia.

What other punishments should Co$ suffer at the hands of Wikipedia?
 
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The poll was created at 23:39 on May 29, 2009, and so far 7 people voted.

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May 29, 2009, Poll #1

Using The Twitter, The Greatest Maveratrix Ever disclosed Where In The World And Where In Time Is Stephen Colbert Going To Be In The Persian Gulf?!

Dr. Colbert was instructed by The Pentagon not to divulge that sensitive intelligence.

How should Dr. Colbert punish Mrs. Todd Plain?
 
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The poll was created at 23:33 on May 29, 2009, and so far 5 people voted.

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May 27, 2009

President Hussein Obama selected Maria Sotomayor to be his nominee to replace recently retired Supreme Court justice David Souter.

Currently, she is on the Second Circuit Court of Appeals.

Here is a brief overview (from the liberal media) of her life thus far:

She was born in 1954 in multi-ethnic New York City and raised Catholic by her Puerto Rican immigrant parents. At age eight, she was diagnosed with Type I diabetes. She was raised by their mother in a housing project. Her father died when she was 9 years old.

She graduated summa cum laude from Princeton and earned a law degree from Harvard.

She was once married, but divorced in 1983. She never remarried and has no children.

Obviously she is not qualified to hold the job that was denied to Harriet Miers.

There are so many things wrong with her, it's hard to know where to start.

Which question should Senate Republicans ask to determine whether Sotomayor deserves to be on America's Supremest Court Ever?
 
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The poll was created at 21:52 on May 27, 2009, and so far 3 people voted.

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May 26, 2009

Today California's state Supreme Court upheld Proposition 8, the ballot initiative that ended the Satanic practice of gay marriage in the state. But, 18,000 couples have already been gay married.

What should happen to the 18,000 already married gay couples?
 
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The poll was created at 19:57 on May 26, 2009, and so far 4 people voted.

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May 22, 2009

President Hussein Obama refused several schoolchildren on a field trip entry into the White House claiming they were "late" (whatever that means).

What excuse was used to appease the liberal media?
 
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The poll was created at 22:07 on May 23, 2009, and so far 2 people voted.

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May 21, 2009

The Greatest Vice President Ever wants to keep the only prison capable of keeping America safe--Gitmo--open, but Hussein Obama wants to close it down.

Obviously Dick Cheney is right and Hussein Obama is wrong.

So, why does President Hussein Obama want to shut Gitmo down?
 
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The poll was created at 21:44 on May 21, 2009, and so far 5 people voted.

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May 20, 2009

America's Party will announce an alternative to President Hussein Obama's healthcare plan.

It is expected to be just as good, if not better than, their Republican Road To Recovery!

What will the GOP's healthcare proposal include?
 
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The poll was created at 22:57 on May 20, 2009, and so far 7 people voted.

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May 19, 2009

President Hussein Obama is planning on closing Gitmo.

Some brave politicians have opposed this plan warning that Hussein Obama wants to move the terrorists inside America's Borders.

Where will President Hussein Obama move all of Al Qaeda's most dangerous terrorists once Gitmo is closed?
 
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The poll was created at 20:53 on May 19, 2009, and so far 7 people voted.

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May 18, 2009

Gentleman's Quarterly magazine reports that when he was Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld used quotes from The Bible in briefings to The Greatest President Ever.

Why are liberals complaining about this?
 
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The poll was created at 02:16 on May 19, 2009, and so far 5 people voted.

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May 15, 2009

Scientists discovered an ivory carving in Germany that dates between 30- and 40,000 years ago.

But, The Bible says America's Planet is no more than 6,000 years old.

What does this "discovery" mean?
 
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The poll was created at 09:31 on May 15, 2009, and so far 10 people voted.

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May 14, 2009, Poll #2

Today Satan's Handmaiden said the CIA lied to her!

The CIA says they did brief her on using waterboarding on America's enemies and she lies and says they didn't tell her everything about all their sensitive National Security plans throughout the world (like she even needs to know all their business).

So, who do you believe?
 
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The poll was created at 03:54 on May 15, 2009, and so far 6 people voted.

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May 14, 2009, Poll #1

During last night's Report, Dr. Colbert discussed the newest sin tax, a tax on soda[1].

To illustrate the folly of this liberal abomination, he asked the one question the liberal media is not asking ...

Is it bad when your urine comes out carbonated?
 
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The poll was created at 07:52 on May 14, 2009, and so far 8 people voted.

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May 13, 2009

Today is Dr. Colbert's birthday. How will you spend the day?
 
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The poll was created at 09:47 on May 13, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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May 12, 2009

Yesterday, President Hussein Obama fired General David McKiernan, the commander of allied forces in Afghanistan, citing a:

"lack of bold, new operational plans"
What are Hussein Obama's "bold, new operational plans" for Afghanistan?
 
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The poll was created at 18:26 on May 12, 2009, and so far 8 people voted.

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May 8, 2009

All-American golf analyst David Feherty recently described how he would deal with terrorists should he meet with any in an elevator.

Obviously, Feherty's solution is the only practical one.

What would a liberal do in the same situation?
 
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The poll was created at 03:57 on May 9, 2009, and so far 6 people voted.

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May 6, 2009

When Arlen Specter left America's Party for Satan's Party, he did so with the understanding that he could keep all his committee seniorities.

However, today's news proves again that Harry Reid is not a man of his word. Now, Specter is being forced to "toe the line" and await judgment come 2010.

What do Democrats want Specter to do to earn back his Seniority and committee chairmanships?
 
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The poll was created at 22:35 on May 6, 2009, and so far 16 people voted.

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May 5, 2009

President Hussein Obama announced his new plan to hinder America's standing in the global economy. Currently, only business leaders are protesting this affront.

How can Regular Americans help fight the latest push toward Socialism?
 
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The poll was created at 23:40 on May 5, 2009, and so far 28 people voted.

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May 4, 2009

On Saturday, Jeb Bush, Eric Cantor and Mitt Romney held a pizza party to restart the GOP. (See National Council for a New America)

Now that it's Monday, how do you rate the new GOP?
 
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The poll was created at 00:16 on May 5, 2009, and so far 39 people voted.

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May 1, 2009

Yesterday the Hobbit of the Supreme Court announced his retirement. That means President Hussein Obama will get to pick his replacement!

Who should Hussein Obama pick to be on America's Supremest Court?
 
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The poll was created at 21:09 on May 1, 2009, and so far 57 people voted.

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Follow Up


Who WILL Hussein Obama pick to be on America's Supremest Court?
 
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The poll was created at 09:54 on May 3, 2009, and so far 48 people voted.

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