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June 30, 2009, Poll #2

Norm Coleman concedes his Senate seat following the ruling from the Minnesota state Supreme Court in favor of Al Franken[1].

Now that the ruling is final, this gives the Democrats 60 seats in the Senate.

What does this mean?
 
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The poll was created at 21:56 on June 30, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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June 30, 2009, Poll #1

One week after Dr. Colbert visited Iraq, U.S. troops will be pulling out of the cities and moving into military bases[2].

Obviously this occurred because he declared victoryEpisode #567.

How should the Iraqi people thank him for all that he has done for them?
 
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The poll was created at 07:09 on June 30, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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June 23, 2009

The Liberal Media have been all verklempt about Greater Carolina governor Mark Sanford's weekend get-away[3].

His wife knew where he was, his kids didn't seem to mind that their daddy went into seclusion on father's day and his staff was in contact with him. But The Liberal Media won't let the real story out!

What do you feel Sanford was doing?
 
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The poll was created at 00:11 on June 24, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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Follow Up

Apparently, the good governor was having an affair[4], which explains all the secrecy.

So now the big question is why?

What caused South Carolina governor Mark Sanford to cheat on his wife?
 
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The poll was created at 00:08 on June 25, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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June 22, 2009

On his June 21, 2009 appearance on Face The Nation, The Greatest Maverick Ever criticized President Hussein Obama's stance on Iran by implying it was too weak, saying:

"... I appreciate the statement that he made yesterday that was far stronger ... I’m not for fomenting violence, nothing except to say that America’s position in the world is one of moral leadership ... We have to be on the right side of history."[5]
Of the actions taken by the United States government in recent history, which of the selections below is the worst example of a lack of America's Moral Leadership™?
 
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The poll was created at 22:38 on June 22, 2009, and so far 23 people voted.

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June 17, 2009

Dr. Colbert voluntarily shaved his head to show solidarity with the troops in Iraq.

Which do you prefer?
 
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The poll was created at 01:41 on June 18, 2009, and so far 21 people voted.

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June 16, 2009

The Greatest Maveratrix Ever graciously accepted the role of defender of the young women of America.

Over the roar of the crowd, she thanked our troops--on behalf of all young women--for joining her in this fight.

What other things do our troops fight to protect?
 
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The poll was created at 22:14 on June 16, 2009, and so far 18 people voted.

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June 15, 2009

Apparently traditional news reports from Iran are being blocked and the only reliable internets service seems to be The Twitter[6][7][8]!

Is this an appropriate way to use The Twitter?
 
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The poll was created at 15:01 on June 15, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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June 13, 2009

Iran held an election and voters re-elected president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. But, former Primer Minister and Reform candidate, Mir Hossein Mousavi as well as independent election observers question the accuracy of the results[9].

How was it possible for Ahmadinejad to have won?
 
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The poll was created at 02:11 on June 14, 2009, and so far 13 people voted.

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June 12, 2009

Now that Dr. Colbert's week in the Persian Gulf is over ...

How many Emmys should he receive?
 
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The poll was created at 05:38 on June 14, 2009, and so far 8 people voted.

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June 11, 2009, Poll #2

President Hussein Obama visited Green Bay, Wisconsin to talk to Regular Americans about the socialist healthcare plan he wants to force everyone to use[10].

While there, an escaped convict attending the rally with his daughter (that he kidnapped) asked for a note to excuse him from prison for the day[11].

Hussein Obama happily wrote the note[12].

Should absenteeism be excused by the President?
 
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The poll was created at 04:40 on June 12, 2009, and so far 12 people voted.

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June 11, 2009, Poll #1

On yesterday's episode of The Greatest American News Program Ever, Supreme Allied Nice Guy Tom Hanks stuffed Private Colbert into a crate and affixed a "To Iraq" sticker on it.

But, in the opening sequence of the first episode of Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando, videotaped evidence clearly shows three CIA agents renditioning Stephen.

Does this prove that Tom Hanks is a CIA agent?
 
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The poll was created at 04:15 on June 12, 2009, and so far 10 people voted.

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June 10, 2009

First The Dixie Chicks mouthed-off about The Greatest President Ever then, socialite Paris Hilton discussed her energy policy during the 2008 Presidential campaign.

Now Jon Voight and Ashton Kutcher have given their unsolicited opinion on political topics.

Which celebrity do you listen to when it comes to world affairs?
 
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The poll was created at 06:07 on June 10, 2009, and so far 6 people voted.

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June 9, 2009

Dr. Colbert is spending a week in Iraq to provide truthiness to the troops.

What performer would you like to see onstage with him?
 
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The poll was created at 02:49 on June 9, 2009, and so far 6 people voted.

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June 8, 2009

Dr. Colbert is in Iraq this week.

Were you able to figure out where and when he would be going to the Persian Gulf?
 
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The poll was created at 07:59 on June 8, 2009, and so far 7 people voted.

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June 4, 2009

Just days before President Hussein Obama's trip to the Muslim world, Osama bin Laden release another tape[13].

Why does bin Laden keep releasing tapes?
 
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The poll was created at 01:19 on June 5, 2009, and so far 10 people voted.

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June 3, 2009

During a commencement address, AfricaPatchRedBlackGreen   M'Schelle   AfricaPatchRedBlackGreen claimed she and her husband, President Hussein Obama regretted not knowing a foreign language [14].

Obviously they know an unAmerican language, they're both Muslim!

Which language are they secretly fluent in?
 
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The poll was created at 01:19 on June 5, 2009, and so far 8 people voted.

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June 2, 2009

The Liberal Media is trying to blame Papa Bear for the death of a Kansas abortion doctor. They claim that Papa Bear did many things to incite hatred in the suspect for his victim[15][16][17][18].

What are liberals saying Papa Bear did wrong?
 
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The poll was created at 00:46 on June 3, 2009, and so far 6 people voted.

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