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July 30, 2009

Today The Secret Muslin had a beer with a criminal and a brave policeman. (See image at right)

JBidenHLGatesJamesCrowleyBHObama7-30-2009

Post your own caption here.

Why was Biden there?
 
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The poll was created at 23:43 on July 30, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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July 28, 2009

During last night's episode of The Colbert Report, Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. talked about the non-lethal tools the police use to apprehend dangerous criminals with his conscience.

Which of the tools they discussed is the most effective weapon against crime?
 
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The poll was created at 00:04 on July 29, 2009, and so far 7 people voted.

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July 27, 2009

Now that The Greatest Maveratrix Ever has stepped down as Alaska's governor ...

... how will you remember her?
 
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The poll was created at 18:08 on July 27, 2009, and so far 6 people voted.

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July 21, 2009, Poll #2

Professional librul clown, Al Fucking Franken submitted his first bill.

For some reason he wants to send our troops puppies (or kittens or something).

Obviously this is a waste of time and will need many amendments added to it to make it better.

What amendments should be added to Franken's bill to make it better?
 
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The poll was created at 18:25 on July 21, 2009, and so far 8 people voted.

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July 21, 2009, Poll #1

On last night's episode, Sir Dr. Colbert learned from the Chiquita Sotomayor confirmation hearing that he is now being discriminated against.

Now that Stephen is a member of a protected class, what special privileges should he enjoy?
 
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The poll was created at 18:19 on July 21, 2009, and so far 5 people voted.

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July 13, 2009, Poll #2

The librul media has been whining all day about some "secret group of CIA spooks" run by The Greatest President Ever!

Well, if it was so secret, how come the librul media found out about it, huh?

Better yet ...

How secret was Cheney's CIA group?
 
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The poll was created at 01:33 on July 14, 2009, and so far 7 people voted.

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July 13, 2009, Poll #1

Today was the first day of Senate confirmation hearings for Obama's first Supreme Court nominee, Juanita Sotomayor.

What is your impression of Judge Sotomayor
 
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The poll was created at 22:49 on July 13, 2009, and so far 8 people voted.

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July 12, 2009

Obama's Mini-Me has announced he may investigate The Greatest President Ever's successes at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba!

This means he will have to name a special prosecutor!

Who should he pick to investigate George W. Bush's administrative policies?
 
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The poll was created at 09:58 on July 12, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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July 8, 2009

After being sworn in, Al Fucking Franken declares he has a mandate!

What will Franken do now that he is in control of America's Senate?
 
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The poll was created at 01:43 on July 9, 2009, and so far 8 people voted.

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July 7, 2009

Adviser for The Greatest President Ever, Karl Rove was deposed today by activist lawyers and other nosey librul types.

But, this is just the beginning! As everyone knows, Obama and all his secrit Muslins are determined to harass Mr. Rove until he voluntarily imprisons himself!

What topics did the House Judiciary Committee NOT ask Rove about?
 
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The poll was created at 05:29 on July 8, 2009, and so far 8 people voted.

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July 3, 2009, Poll #2

America's favorite Christian Alaskan Governor and The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Queen Sarah Palin has chosen to abort end her term as governor one and a half years early. She has said she would not run again either[1].

Why did Palin abandon the governor's office?
 
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The poll was created at 21:28 on July 3, 2009, and so far 13 people voted.

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July 3, 2009, Poll #1

Somehow the state Supreme Court of Minnesota was able to defy the will of the voters and in the most egregious example of judicial activism since the Dover School Board case installed Al Fucking Franken as their senator[2]!

What can Regular Americans do to right this injustice?
 
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The poll was created at 09:51 on July 3, 2009, and so far 10 people voted.

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July 2, 2009

Somehow a movie was made outside the Hollywood system! This movie is called "The Stoning of Soraya M.".

It is a movie that discusses the shameful practice of stoning.

America's Party supported the making of this film, but the libruls refused to.

Does this mean that the GOP support Iranians more than the democrats?
 
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The poll was created at 02:34 on July 2, 2009, and so far 12 people voted.

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July 1, 2009

During last night's episode Dr. Colbert asked it, now it's time for America to decide:

Jimmy Carter...
 
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The poll was created at 09:21 on July 1, 2009, and so far 7 people voted.

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