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July 31, 2007

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Soldiers keep dying and fewer keep joining. How is President Bush's surge supposed succeed if they have to provide funerals more than once a month?
 
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The poll was created at 04:08 on August 1, 2007, and so far 14 people voted.

July 30, 2007

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Today, Chief Justice John Roberts of the Supremest Court had a seizure. Doctors are trying to use their biology "theories" to help him. What they need to know is:
 
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The poll was created at 05:15 on July 31, 2007, and so far 18 people voted.

July 29, 2007 - post Bible study fun

Do you wonder why Bush & Gonzales don't use the Supreme Court more? They do a heckuva job and deserve heroic recognition for their best legal rulings:
 
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The poll was created at 05:29 on July 30, 2007, and so far 16 people voted.

July 28, 2007

Poll staffers enjoying the lovely hot summer Sun. Take that Al Gore!

July 27, 2007 - evening market report

Poll Trading Points

The stock markets had there biggest weekly losses in 5 years. This has nothing to do with:
 
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The poll was created at 00:50 on July 28, 2007, and so far 12 people voted.

July 27, 2007 - morning weather report

Poll Talking Points

Al Gore joined the media's gay dance with reports that the UK is having huge floods and parts of Europe are having record high temperatures. Does President Bush need to:
 
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The poll was created at 14:04 on July 27, 2007, and so far 13 people voted.

July 25, 2007

Poll Talking Points

Today, the liberal media danced like homosexuals because Attorney General Alberto Gonzales lied to Congress and they thought they were going to send him to prison. Should he:
 
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The poll was created at 01:40 on July 26, 2007, and so far 17 people voted.

July 24, 2007

Democrats are near passing a bill that would put a much higher tax on cigarettes and use the money for health care for children. The best option is:
 
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The poll was created at 14:40 on July 25, 2007, and so far 11 people voted.

July 23, 2007

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Good god, scientists are actually rewarding "artists" for making cartoons that support their "theories". This proves that:
 
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The poll was created at 18:35 on July 23, 2007, and so far 16 people voted.

July 22, 2007

A great American weekend. The economy boomed buying record books about some magic kid; Bush showed his bottom doesn't run either; and, most importantly, U.S. federal agents put a stop to record-sized marijuana growing in Dallas Texas:
 
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The poll was created at 01:59 on July 23, 2007, and so far 13 people voted.

July 21, 2007

For the 4th time, George W. Bush, the Greatest President, allowed doctors to inspect his powerful colon today so that:
 
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The poll was created at 00:27 on July 22, 2007, and so far 19 people voted.

July 20, 2007

In order to get past mild resistance to Fox News owner Rupert Murdoch's bid to take over Dow Jones (Wall Street Journal, etc.) for $5 billion, Murdoch should:
 
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The poll was created at 01:02 on July 21, 2007, and so far 15 people voted.

July 19, 2007

It's the 1-week anniversary of Dick Cheney's Vice President office funding being restored thanks to patriotic American Senator Ben Nelson. Dick will celebrate by:
 
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The poll was created at 16:01 on July 20, 2007, and so far 13 people voted.

July 18, 2007

The airplane crash at a Brazil airport proves that:
 
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The poll was created at 22:21 on July 18, 2007, and so far 20 people voted.

July 17, 2007 - extended poll session

The Senate Democrats are holding an all night session tonight in order to:
 
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The poll was created at 07:11 on July 18, 2007, and so far 22 people voted.

July 16, 2007

How many people must be blown up before a suicide bomb is a bomb bomb?
 
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The poll was created at 14:55 on July 17, 2007, and so far 18 people voted.

July 15, 2007

There was no poll on this day due to technical difficulties.

July 14, 2007

Why did only 1 (Tom Tancredo) of the 10 Republican Presidential candidates invited to the annual NAACP convention show up?
 
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The poll was created at 15:53 on July 17, 2007, and so far 17 people voted.

July 13, 2007

The troops attacked and killed Iraqi police today because:
 
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The poll was created at 14:58 on July 17, 2007, and so far 14 people voted.

July 12, 2007

There was no poll on this day due to technical difficulties.

July 11, 2007

President Bush executive ordered Harriet Miers to refuse interrogation by "subpoena" from the Senate liberal gestapo because:
 
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The poll was created at 23:15 on July 11, 2007, and so far 14 people voted.

July 10, 2007

President Bush focused on his support for the Iraq war instead of fellow anti-gay Republican David Vitter because:
 
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The poll was created at 22:57 on July 10, 2007, and so far 15 people voted.

July 9, 2007

The Greatest President laughed at the Democrats request to subpoena his aides, but out of the kindness of his good, christian heart made an offer.

The Democrats will eventually accept President Bush's offer to privately interview his aides because:
 
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The poll was created at 22:54 on July 9, 2007, and so far 21 people voted.

July 8, 2007

In 1946, Mother Frances Xavier Cabrini became America's first saint. The restored sight of a blinded child was but one of the miracles attributed to Mother Cabrini.

What is the greatest miracle ever attributed to Stephen Colbert?
 
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The poll was created at 01:19 on July 9, 2007, and so far 21 people voted.

July 7, 2007

The Seven Wonders of the Modern World were selected recently, and not one of them was American.

Which of America's Greatest Wonders should have been included:
 
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The poll was created at 00:52 on July 8, 2007, and so far 20 people voted.

July 6, 2007

July 6, 2007 is The Greatest President Ever's 61st birthday. When he blows out the candles on his cake, what do you think he's wishing for?
 
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The poll was created at 23:44 on July 6, 2007, and so far 21 people voted.

July 5, 2007, Late Evening Edition

Pilots and passengers aboard at least 3 different airplanes spotted what many described as a UFO flying around the English Channel. What kinds of supernatural phenomenon have you experienced?
 
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The poll was created at 06:05 on July 6, 2007, and so far 21 people voted.

July 4, 2007

Holiday, no poll question.

July 3, 2007, Emergency Beach Party Edition

Colbert July 4th Beach Party

Should Stephen host a July 4th beach party in his red, white, and blue thong?
 
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The poll was created at 02:04 on July 4, 2007, and so far 38 people voted.

July 2, 2007, Evening Edition

The Greatest President Ever has commuted the sentence of the former aide to The Greatest Vice President Ever, Scooter Libby. What message does this send?
 
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The poll was created at 01:21 on July 3, 2007, and so far 28 people voted.

July 2, 2007

Question suggested by User:Pro-Lick

A comparison between the Wikipedia pages for Jay Hein and Gordon Johndroe bear eerie similarities to their official whitehouse.gov biographies. Wikipedia copies and pastes Bush Administration bios directly from the White House website because...?
 
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The poll was created at 07:18 on July 2, 2007, and so far 37 people voted.

July 1, 2007

Now that some people have Apple's new iPhone, other people are wondering when DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) will come out with products they've been hiding from the public. Which DARPA invention are you most looking forward to?
 
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The poll was created at 16:38 on July 1, 2007, and so far 35 people voted.

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