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April 30, 2009, Poll #1

The Greatest President Ever's work wife Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice explained that her husband torture did not occur, saying:

"The president instructed us that nothing we would do would be outside of our obligations, legal obligations, under the Convention Against Torture ...[a]nd so, by definition, if it was authorized by the president, it did not violate our obligations under the Convention Against Torture.[1]"

Currently, Wikiality.com's "Word of the Day" is nixo-facto, that says when a President does something it is not illegal.

Does Condi read Wikiality.com!?
 
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The poll was created at 23:51 on April 30, 2009, and so far 52 people voted.

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April 30, 2009, Poll #1

Now that President Hussein Obama's 100th day is over, what is his next milestone?
 
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The poll was created at 23:51 on April 30, 2009, and so far 51 people voted.

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April 28, 2009, Poll #2

How should the GOP respond to Arlen Specter's defection to the Dark Side?
 
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The poll was created at 22:12 on April 28, 2009, and so far 46 people voted.

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April 28, 2009, Poll #1

Dr. Colbert directed The Heroes to go to the Colbert Nation webtube and "[s]upport our troops while promoting competition between their branches!"

Classroom projects listed on Donors Choose's webtube benefit public school students with parents in one of the four branches of the U.S. military, which branch will you donate to?
 
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The poll was created at 07:54 on April 28, 2009, and so far 40 people voted.

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April 27, 2009

Swine flu is all over the liberal media and Americans are rightfully frightened.

Are you concerned about the swine flu?
 
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The poll was created at 02:00 on April 28, 2009, and so far 47 people voted.

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April 24, 2009

Wikiality.com's news bureau reports today that America's party has graded President Hussein Obama's performance so far and given him an "F."

What grade do you give President Hussein Obama for his first 100 days?
 
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The poll was created at 01:10 on April 25, 2009, and so far 45 people voted.

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April 23, 2009

As every good American knows, Dr. Colbert has many children (that he knows of, hello!).

But, not many Americans know today is Take Your Kid To Work Day today.

Which of Dr. Colbert's children should he take to work with him today?
 
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The poll was created at 00:33 on April 24, 2009, and so far 41 people voted.

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April 22, 2009, Poll #2

Today is Earth Day, but Wikiality.com will not be celebrating since it's part of Obama's liberal reeducation agenda.

How will you NOT be celebrating Earth Day today?
 
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The poll was created at 07:39 on April 23, 2009, and so far 28 people voted.

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April 22, 2009, Poll #1

President Hussein Obama has only released memos that he claims prove that certain people tortured certain other people.

He has also stated that he won't go after any of the people involved.

But, then he says his Attorney General Eric Holder could still do some investigating.

Who should be investigated?
 
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The poll was created at 19:46 on April 22, 2009, and so far 35 people voted.

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April 10, 2009, Part #2

What religion does President Hussein Obama practice?
 
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The poll was created at 02:58 on April 11, 2009, and so far 15 people voted.

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April 10, 2009, Part #1

Representative Spencer Bachus (R-Alabama) has stated that he has a list of socialists in Congress[2].

Who isn't on Representative Bachus' list?
 
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The poll was created at 18:05 on April 10, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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April 9, 2009

Dr. Colbert debuted the first edition of Where In The World And Where In Time Is Stephen Colbert Going To Be In The Persian Gulf? But, due to strict military policies, he will not be permitted to reveal which country will be blessed with "The Colbert Report"

After you vote, click here to argue why your choice is correct.

Of the 7 countries in the Middle East where U.S. troops are stationed, which one do you want Dr. Colbert to visit?
 
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The poll was created at 00:34 on April 10, 2009, and so far 333 people voted.

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April 8, 2009

As American banks are doing the patriotic thing and declaring bankruptcy[3] rather than fall under the thumb of socialism, the Bank of North Dakota has weathered the Obama Recession under state control[4].

How is the Bank of North Dakota able to survive this financial crisis?
 
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The poll was created at 00:34 on April 10, 2009, and so far 8 people voted.

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April 7, 2009

President Hussein Obama is just about finished with his first overseas trip. Now that foreign countries have gotten a closer look at him ...

Which country's citizens now hate him the most?
 
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The poll was created at 22:51 on April 7, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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April 3, 2009

The Obamas went to the G20 summit in London and while there they met The Queen. Not satisfied to have an audience with Her Royal Majesty, Michelle broke every rule of protocol. Americans around the world were aghast at her behavior!

Which was the most insulting thing that she did?
 
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The poll was created at 09:29 on April 3, 2009, and so far 9 people voted.

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April 2, 2009

After New York Governor David Paterson increased taxes in his state, Rush Limbaugh proclaimed he would move away to a place with lower taxes.

Where should Rush move?
 
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The poll was created at 06:23 on April 2, 2009, and so far 17 people voted.

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April 1, 2009

During his campaign for America's presidency, The Greatest Maverick Ever proposed a spending freeze on the federal government. After Obama won the election, Congressional Republicans proposed their own budget that also proposed a spending freeze.

What's the best thing about a spending freeze?
 
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The poll was created at 03:55 on April 2, 2009, and so far 12 people voted.

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