Hey, where the hell is
Czech Republic???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
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Czech Republic
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.

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If you’re looking for randy, inexperienced, syphilitic sex partner, Czeck please!
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~ Stephen Colbert
August 17, 2010

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Every movie you've seen in the last five years that was set in "Europe" was filmed in the Czech Republic

The Czech Republic is an amazing little country somewhere in the middle of Europe. No one knows much about it, except that Prague is there. Prague is the capital of American slackers who don't live in America. And they also have a castle there, and a whole lot of history and culture and things.

The HistoryEdit

Before the Communists took them over, The Czeck Republic used to be called Bohemia. The Communists wanted this country because all wannabe bohemians are communists.

The Commie YearsEdit

After the Communists took them over, they forced Bohemia into a gay marriage with its "neighbor to the south," Bratislava. Then they gave it the very gay name Czeckocslovackia.

The Havel HoedownEdit

Later, the Slockvokians wanted their own country (no one knows why). So they broke up. The Shlovakiaks said they should still get Prague every other weekend, but the Chezk Republic was all like, "No Way! With all the alimony I'm paying? Are you crazy? And you're not even biologically related. Screw you, Slovakia! Esterhaz It!"

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The Czech Republic is Europe's Virginia, but Prague is Europe's Austin, Texas.

But it was a Bloodless Revolution, so everybody wins.

Check, please Edit

Today, this country is a member of the European Union, as well as part of The NATO. The best news for the Check Republic is that it is part of New Europe, which proved its friendship to the United States by refusing to join the Axis of Weasels.

Many American hipsters go to the Check Republic to live cheaply, drink beer ("wine" for the gays), and smoke cigarettes. The former glory of Bohemia has been restored, but with all major credit cards accepted. Also, they speak American real good there. Sex and pot are easy to come by, but with none of the worries of a godless cesspool like Amsterdam. The Czecz Repulbic rules!!!

Best Sex EverEdit


Come for the sex and stay for the penicillin[1]

Famous CzechsEdit

  • King/Saint Wenceslaus* (the one from the song, who looked out on the Feast of Stephen)
  • Heretic/Reformation leader Jan Hus
  • Rabbi Judah ben Loew, a very famous teacher who used his Jewgic to invent a creature called a Golem, which later went on to star in The Lord of the Rings
  • Franz Kafka
  • the guy who invented the word "robot"
  • Those two guys from Saturday Night Live. You know, Farley and Spade.
  • Vaclav* Havel, President of the Check Republic and member of the rock band Velvet Underground
  • Milos Forman, movie director
  • Milan Kundera, dissident novelist who later turned French
  • Lots of scientists
  • Supermodel and wife of Colbert Commando Ric Ocasek, Paulina Porizkova
  • porn stars, especially in the "barely legal" genres
  • pretty much anyone with a "-slav" at the end of their name
  • Some pen thief

*P.S. "Wencelaus" and "Vaclav" are the same name, just one of them is apparently spelled in Cxeczich or something. How weird is that?

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