Cynthia Lummis

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Cynthia Lummis
has been featured on "The Colbert Report"
as a part of the Better Know A District segment.



  • represents the whole state, but lives near Chyenne
  • she says it's beautiful
  • more antelope than people
  • home of Dick Cheney
    • tourists come to see his childhood lair
    • people do not try to feed him
  • wants to have wolves delisted
    • cougar population is very healthy
  • Cheetah is the fastest animal in the world
  • voted against Elder Abuse Victims Act
    • she is pro-beat up old people
    • opposed to wasting money
    • would like to beat up old people in a fiscally responsibly manner
  • homeschool advocate
    • can't have government
  • Wyoming is the volunteer state, show-me state, granite state
    • but not the equality state
  • she was a meat judge
    • cannot tell the difference between hog's feet and a hog's foot
Cynthia Lummis
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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