Custer Battles

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Custer Battles
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, Custer Battles


A real American accounting firm, whose headquarters are either in Duke Cunningham's old district, or Nassau, The Bahamas.

Custer Battles (CB) is such a great company that with no assets or experience and only two employees (their founders) they were able be L. Paul Bremer's go-to business to handle the money transfers for Iraq's Coalition Provisional Authority.


  • In an undisclosed year, CB was able to rake in over $100 million dollars (strong-U.S., not post loonie attack, weak U.S. dollar) in government contracts
  • recognized by Ernst & Young as a finalist in their "New England Entrpreneur of the Year Awards for their ability to "innovate, develop, and cultivate groundbreaking business models, products, and services."

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  • CB is not a U.S.-government entity and cannot be tried under the federal fraud act[1]
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