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America is currently in a Culture War and it is Our Glorious Stephen's job to protect us from getting too much culture.
Some people claim that The War On Christmas is part of the larger Culture War, though others claim it is merely a battle.
A credible up-to-date account of the war can be found in Papa Bear's new book. Reading it is, of course, ill-advised. Wait for the movie (hint: Stephen may or may not have a starring role) or at very least the book-on-tape.