Cross Country
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!
We've got spirit, YES WE DO!!
We've got spirit, how 'bout
Cross Country!?!


Cross country is the best sport huh. Its a bunch of spaded guys running along the streets to see how many people they can get to honk at them!!

They even have their own slogans.

The Sport Edit

Cross country is a sport where a bunch of sexy dudes and chicks wearing nothing but short shorts and singlets run a race that other people can't handle. Races consist of hills, valleys, hot desert like areas and mud, to weed out the week. Only the strongest survive when it comes to cross country. Race lengths-

  • High School usually 3.1 miles (5k for all non-Americans and bears)
             Depending on the type of race, and whether boys or girls are running, the lengths can vary from 1.6 to 3.1 miles. (Most common are 2.75 and 3.1)
  • College Guys 4.8 miles or 6.2 miles depending on race (8k or 10k for non-Americans and bears)
  • College Girls 3.1 miles or 3.9 miles depending on race (5k or 6k for non-Americans and bears)


(Quotes by Cross country teams around the country)

"we do it in the woods"
"if you play tag with us, you'll be it forever"
"there will be pain, suck it or not !"
"real athletes run, others play sports"
"no timeouts, no substitutions, no halftime, the real sport"
"call 1(800) eat-dust"
"we pass on grass"
"cross country runners do it long with a kick at the end"
"cross country isn't for everyone, why do you think treadmills were invented"
"It's simple, whoever wears the most mud, wears the best medal"
"If we don't beat you on the course we'll beat you in the parking lot"
"our sport is your sports punishment"

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