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Crocodiles are the non-fire-proof versions of Fire-proof Crocodiles. They are Gods hitmen sent to terrorize the liberals in the South. Crocodiles are the greatest and only surviving versions of the dinosaurs.

General InformationEdit

  • Average Lifespan: Never has a crocodile been reporded to die of natural causes. The only known cases of dead crocodiles die from their wounds in battles with beagles, greagles, and Balrogs. Rebuplicans honor their deaths by making boots out of the beautiful hide of the wonderful animals.
  • Average Length: three fathoms
  • Estimated World Population: Chuck Norris knows, but know one has dared to ask him.
    • In The Wild:
    • In Captivity:
  • Estimated American Population:
    • In The Wild:
    • In Captivity:

Crocodile YoungEdit

Crocodile PartsEdit



Capible of dismembering commie liberas such as Elton John and Rosie O'Donnel


Cocodiles normally feed on bears and bearsharks, their flying cousins, dragons, are known to eat beagles and greagles.




As PetsEdit


Battle With The Luggage IndustryEdit

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Crocodile is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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