Hey, where the hell is
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
Josh purse medium
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.
Croatia pope

Pope John Paul, single-handedly responsible for saving Croatia from the clutches of Godless Communism.

Croatia is another of the former Yugoslav Republics, only unlike the others it is a true Western Democracy with enlightened Capitalist ideals and belief in the One True Faith. Croatia credits a visit by Pope John Paul II some time shortly before the fall of the Berlin Wall and the end of godless Communism.

Croatian HistoryEdit

Croatia invented the necktie. Cravat = Croat. Thanks, Croatia.

Croatian GeographyEdit

Croatia is Slovenia's Mexico and Serbia's Canada.

Croatian ClimateEdit

Unlike Slovenia, Croatia has a climate.

Croatian CultureEdit

They're Catholic. Really, really Catholic. Into the whole ethnic-cleansing thing like the Serbs and the Bosnians, but not as crazy as the Slovenians. Unpredictable like the rest of the Balkans.

Famous CroatiansEdit

Oh No!
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

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