Credit Cards
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Credit cards are money in their plastic state.

Origin & HistoryEdit

Credit cards were created by Jewish bankers (oxymoron alert!) in the 1950's to prey on the newly reinvigorated post-war United States middle class.

How Credit Cards Are Essential To The Lifeblood Of The Free MarketEdit

Credit cards are the "lubricant" of Capitalism. No one likes parting with actual paper money, but using a credit card takes all this discomfort away. Credit cards are the "oil" that allow money to better "slip" through the fingers of American consumer and into the economy.

How Credit Card Companies Determine Their RatesEdit

Post in this section how your gut feels companies make their money. Do not question the logic; the market works in mysterious ways.

See AlsoEdit

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