God Touching Adam
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.

Creation is the way that Jesus chose to make everything. You may have heard that humans evolved from apes, but you are mistaken. If you look in the book of absolute truthiness, the Holy Bible, you will find that Jesus created the heavens and the earth, and it only took him six days. Evolution says that it took millions of years for life to come as we know it today. Obviously, six days is much shorter than millions of years, so evolution contradicts the Bible and must be wrong. Jesus knows way more than the left wing intellectuals who would like you to believe that you are evolved from monkeys.

The story of Creation was originally told in the book of Genesis.

The Full, Complete And Indisputable Story Of How Earth Was CreatedEdit

God did it.



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