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A coward is anyone who refuses to appear on The Colbert Report after being specifically notified to do so by Stephen Colbert. Typically, Colbert will tell the person they need to appear "...or you're a coward"
Other Colbert-approved definitions of coward
- French people
- Anyone who does not recognize the awesomeness of Stephen Colbert
- Anyone who thinks George W Bush is not one of the greatest (or THE greatest) presidents of all time (see also: liberals)
- Canadians (the America-hating ones, not the bacon making ones)
- French-Canadian terrorist liberal hippie demo-communists
List of Cowards
- Cut and runners
- The Dallas Cowboys
- Joe Lieberman
- Chris Smith
- Henry Waxman
- Nancy Pelosi
- Al Gore
- Rahm Emanuel