Country Music Awards
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Country Music Awards

The Country Music Awards are a Godless ritual where filth and smut are celebrated under the facade of glamour and celebrity on an annual basis. The Country Music Awards are very controversial because they are the only award show where black people are turned away at the door even though not one black person has tried to attend.

When Carrie Underwood won in 2006 her acceptance speech was short and simple "Jack Bauer can't be stopped". Her nipple was exposed at the time which drew attention away from her powerful statement, but still it is a prophecy that can't be overlooked.

The Country Music Awards is also the site of the place where Melissa Ethridge declared herself a God smiting Lesbian who would go down on Ellen Degeneres "any time, any place, period". She then sang her hit single "Come to my window" which suprisingly brought down the house.

In 2003 the Dixie Chicks started wearing Nazi arm patches in protest to the war because they are ugly sea monsters who's super power is the ability to menstrate throughout pregnancy.

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