Counter Strike
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Counter-Strike is a first-person shooter in which Asians such as Chang join either the terrorist or counter-terrorist team and verbally rape each other. Each team attempts to complete their mission objective and/or eliminate the opposing team. Each round starts with the two teams spawning simultaneously, usually at opposite ends of the map from each other. A player can choose to play as one of eight different default character models or as a spectator with haxoring skills. Each player generally starts with $800 (although this amount can be modified), two magazines of ammunition, a knife, and a pistol: a Heckler & Koch USP .45 Tactical for counter-terrorists, and a GLOCK 18 for terrorists. Once the round has ended, surviving players turn off their hacks so the specatators can't see; players who were killed begin cursing and accusing the winning team of hacking! There are mods in counter strike, such as the zombie mod, this is where zombies spawn and give all other player AIDS and kill the last remaining player. Also players must kill all zombies with AIDS before they get aids themselves.When the zombies die, they start cursing and accusing the remaining players as hackers.


Many people use hacks in counter-strike to piss the people that are really good off. Wall hacks are a hack in which a player can see thru a wall and shoot the other players before the other player ever sees them.

Target MarketEdit

Counter-strike is sold to mostly over-weight Americans and nearly all Asians and Chinese people.

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