Cory Booker
was an in-studio guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed at The C Desk.

Mayor of Newark, New Jersey.

November 20, 2008 NailingEdit


  • Mayor Cory Booker rejects the term post-racial
  • he says America is not like Holland and Norway
    • where everyone smokes hash out of a herring bong
  • Mayor Booker wants to eat us
    • our delicious differences make us strong
  • Newark mayor Cory Booker
    • appeared on The Report to explain himself and roll Dr. Colbert in bread crumbs
  • Stephen honors him with a gray balloon of post-racialism
  • luxuriate in racial deliciousness
    • inviting Stephen in the hot tub of unity
  • Mayor Booker believes America shouldn't be a concert of one instrument, it should be a bunch of instruments playing one song
  • Mayor Booker believes America was founded on three ideas:
    • liberty
    • justice
    • inclusion of everyone playing a roll
  • original America
    • white land holding men who got to enjoy that idea
  • Dr. Colbert doesn't see Mayor Booker as black
    • Mayor Booker accused Stephen of being able to see color
    • Stephen corrected him: he can see red, white and blue, but only in the UV spectrum
  • Mayor Booker wants segregation
    • then backtracks and tries to say he wants America in a chorus of differences
    • and then a rainbow
  • Stephen enumerated all his comparisons:
    • delicious
    • like a chorus
    • like a symphony
    • like a rainbow
  • Stephen then reminded him that what makes a rainbow beautiful is the pot of gold at the end
  • he reduced murder and shooting by 40%
  • on his inauguration day, Mayor Booker and his security detail chased down a bank robber

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