The Corvette is God's gift to men wanting to escape for the everyday grind known as life.
The original Corvette designed after the Mako Shark, in an attempt to keep bears away from unsuspecting motorists on the rural roads of Ohio. There have been six editions of the Corvette numbered C1-C6. It is commonly mistaken by liberals that the "C" stands for "Corvette", however on five of the models, the "C" actually stands for Colbert.
1953- First Corvette produced in Bowling Green, Kentucky
1956- Mr.T's life is saved as an assassin's bullet is deflected by the amazingness of his Corvette
1961- 5 Corvettes are elected to the North Carolina legislature, adding 50 IQ points and 1000 horsepower
1996- The Grand Sport Corvette is introduced. This is believed to be the only edition not to be named after Colbert, but this is merely a lie produced by liberal media. The full name of this edition is actually the "Transporter For the Grand Sport of Bear Hunting as endorsed by Republicans", but the name was shortened so it could fit on the price tags.