Cornell Industries

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Cornell Industries
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, Cornell Industries

A Texas-based corporation that helps build prisons to keep all the illegal aliens separated from Real Americans and send tax dollars to the self-sufficient state of Texas!

In 2007, Cornell became embroiled in a scandal involving another oil-rich state, Alaska, when state representative Tom Anderson was found guilty of trying to provide them with the best representation their money could buy.

Helping AmericaEdit

Cornell provides Americans with halfway houses and plans on building private prisons and a juvenile psychiatric treatment centers.

God willing.

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