Coral Reefs Threat

Watch out, America, this promiscuous coral can give you the herpes too.

Coral reefs are some sort of mythical animal-plant hybrids, and one of God's beautiful creations. Most of the world's coral reefs are riddled with herpes because they are the sluts of the sea. They dazzle us with their tropical colors, and let any old triggerfish make a home in their crevices.

How Did the Coral Catch The Herpes?Edit

Scientists blame humans for putting too much carbon into the oceans. But as we all know, scientists can't be trusted.

Well Then, Who's Been F#?king The Coral Reefs?Edit

Places Where You Can Find These Ocean SlutsEdit

  • Belize
  • Australia

See AlsoEdit

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