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Undersurveillance
Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.
Cookies

A plastic container filled with all-American cookies.

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Cookies are America's number two snack behind fruitEpisode #413

Cookies are made in trees by elves and come in long tubular plastic sleeves.

A type of delightful treat with a high potential for extreme danger as the eating of cookies is traditionally followed by an nigh-unquenchable desire to drink milk. Extreme caution should be taken when eating cookies to avoid this urge, as it will only end in pain.

Alternative DefinitionEdit

  • special computer stuff that allows the NSA to protect your freedoms whenever you visit a webpage with a ".gov" extension. You don't have anything to hide, do you?
  • a tasty bit of gossip, as in "Have you heard the cookie going around about Bill Posey's grandmother? Seems like she gave her alligator lover syphillus!"

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