Conservative Math (Patriotic Education)

  1. With Conservative Math we can create Tax Cuts and reduce the deficit at no cost, is free money!
  2. Conservative Math helps to create new wealth for Wall Street. How? It's Magic!
  3. Enron is a fan of Conservative Math.

Conservative Math is an important tool that Real Americans use everyday. Without it real Libural math would destroy our Civilization.

Excamples of Conservative Math:Edit

Libural Math

  • 1 + 1 = 2
  • There was 80,000 people on the Glenn Beck's rally.
  • There was 300,000 people on the "Rally to Restore Sanity/Fear Rally".

Conservative Math

  • 1 + 1 = God did it
  • There was 1,000,000 people on the Honor Rally

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