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Stephen from Knox
Congress/House/Pennsylvania Districts/7
has been featured on "The Colbert Report"
as a part of the Better Know A District segment.

Pennsylvania's 7th District, The Fightin' 7th! is represented in Congress by Democrat Joe Sestak.

The 7th was profiled for the 435 434 part series Better Know A District on April 22, 2008.



    • 1864 got In God We Trust on America's money
    • home district of Ikea
    • also home of Swedish log cabin
      • supposed to be a dining room table
    • Swarthmore College
    • represented by Joseph Sestak
    • former 2-star Admiral
  • microcosm of America
  • PA leads the nation in mushroom production
    • feels his staff keeps in the dark and feeds him shit
  • Stephen owes his life to pharmaceuticals
  • was director of Deep Blue, Navy's Top Secret Anti-terrorism Unit
    • they mounted lasers on dolphins so they could shoot submarines
    • neither confirming or denying dolphin-mounted anti-submarine
  • Ted Roosevelt said clobber them with a big stick and walk softly away

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