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Stephen from Knox
Congress/House/American Samoa District/At Large
Has been featured on "The Colbert Report"
as a part of the "Better Know A Protectorate" segment.

American Samoa's At Large District, The Fightin' At Large! is a United States Protectorate, represented in Congress by non-voting delegate Eni Faleomavaega.

Lying 14 degrees below the Equator, American Samoa is known as "the heart of Polynesia." Historians believe the islands were settled as early as 1000 B.C. by Polynesians who blindly set out to sea in canoes. To be fair, back in 1000 B.C. Google Maps was still in early beta.

Today, a third of the Samoan economy comes from Starkist and Chicken of the Sea, lynchpins of the islands' bustling tuna-canning industry. The island sees substantially less revenue from its accidentally canned dolphin, "Human of the Sea."

30 players in the National Football League are of Samoan descent.

CapitolDomeTulips This article is a stub of a Congressional District represented by someone who--apparently--was not elected to have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report". Until this district's representative gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" this district by unloading your gut onto this page.

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