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Confederate Memorial Day is an all-American holiday celebrating American values such as:
- tax freedom
- gun freedoms
- freedom from homosexuals
- freedom from differently-colored persons telling you what to do
Origin & HistoryEdit
Traditional Celebratory RitualsEdit
A bunch of slack jawed hicks dress up and reenact a war that they lost in the hopes there will be a different outcome and before the police come and break up the celebration getting the whole trailer park on CNN.
Where Confederate Memorial Day Is CelebratedEdit
How To Host A Confederate Memorial Day Party In Your TownEdit
What Confederate Memorial Day Celebrations Might Look Like In Your TownEdit