Confederate Memorial Day

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Hey Ma!
Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us some
Confederate Memorial Day
Baby Jesus
Celebrate the all-American Holiday
Confederate Memorial Day
with The Baby Jesus™

Since 04/09/1865

Despite what you may have heard
Confederate Memorial Day
Is totally not racist!

What a Confederate Memorial Day celebration might look like

Confederate Memorial Day is an all-American holiday celebrating American values such as:

  • tax freedom
  • gun freedoms
  • freedom from homosexuals
  • freedom from differently-colored persons telling you what to do

Origin & HistoryEdit

Traditional Celebratory RitualsEdit

A bunch of slack jawed hicks dress up and reenact a war that they lost in the hopes there will be a different outcome and before the police come and break up the celebration getting the whole trailer park on CNN.

Where Confederate Memorial Day Is CelebratedEdit

How To Host A Confederate Memorial Day Party In Your TownEdit

What Confederate Memorial Day Celebrations Might Look Like In Your TownEdit

See AlsoEdit

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