One must respect a bird which holds life long monogamy regardless how ugly his/her spouse becomes.

Condors are big, ugly, and confusing birds that live in California. Like a Bald Eagle, these birds are big, brown, and have no feathers on the top of their heads. But what is offputting about these animals is their resemblence to a naked Janet Reno who has recently been tarred and feathered.

Most Real Americans give condors the benefit of the doubt because godless Californians nearly hunted them to extinction. And the enemy of my enemy is my feathered friend or something like that.

Noahs ark small and stephen
Noahs ark small and stephen

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