ConAgra Foods
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, ConAgra Foods

The AT&T of mega-farms, ConAgra has been in the forefront of America's family farming industry since long before the 2002 Farm Bill.


Recent NewsEdit

ConAgra recalled a few jars of peanut butter after the CDC said it was bad.

"I don't know why the CDC hates peanut butter and our troops, but we will shut down the production facility, recall the production lot and perform an internal investigation," an unnamed ConAgra spokesman said, "even though we didn't do anything wrong, and let me say this, ConAgra is innocent of all charges and we love the troops."

Products and ServicesEdit


War Crime AccusationsEdit

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