Competitive Enterprise Institute
is one of the Think Tanks that keep this country
on a straight and righteous path.

They call it a "bicycle", we call it "the Vast Worldwide Satanic Conspiracy to Create a World Gaia Government!"[1]
The CEI has nothing to do with this traitorous ad.[2]

The Competitive Enterprise Institute (CEI) is a patriotic think tank which defends all things American.

The roots of the CEI can be traced back all the way to the Founding Fathers, who were the champions of true freedom and... well, you know where this is going. Anyway, the CEI is now the proud sponsor of several other patriotic think tanks, including the Center for Private Conservatives Conservation and the Cooler Heads Coalition.[3] And Michelle Malkin used to be a proud member of the CEI. God Bless America!

Using the power of Sound Science, the CEI have discovered several patriotic truths:[4]

  • Dioxin is good for you!
  • Tobacco is good for you!
  • Naturally-occurring chemicals are just as dangerous as industrial chemicals!
  • Global warming is a myth![5]


  1. Steven Poole. 2006. Global warming and friendly gases. Unspeak.
  2. Ali. 2008. CEI: Fixing Climate Change Will Cause `Death On A Massive Scale' In The Developing World. Think Progress.
  3. Competitive Enterprise Institute. SourceWatch.
  4. ibid.
  5. Global Warming FAQ by the CEI.

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