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Communist Professors has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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It's too late to pray for Communist Professors!
Communist Professors are doomed!
Satan
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Communist Professors
Are of their father the Devil!
JimmyFingers

A communist professor

Communist Professors are the GayGB of the Liberal Agenda. As "educators" they are on the forefront of the homo-indoctrination of America's children. David Horowitz has labored for years trying to warn everyone about their filthy, filthy plot.

How To Spot A Communist ProfessorEdit

They all look like Jimmy Fingers without exception (unless they are bald).

Classes Communist Professors Are Likely To TeachEdit

  • Introduction to Goose Stepping
  • The Art of Torture (exept for water-boarding, because that's not torture)
  • Stalin: Great Communist, Greatest Communist?
  • People and how you can oppress them
  • Flag Burning
  • Baby eating
  • Ten ways to kill a bald eagle
  • Anything implying that George W. Bush is not the single greatest man on the face of god's (yes god's, you commie atheists) green earth
  • Introduction to Atheism
  • How Reagan destroyed America

and last but not least...

How To Piss Off A Communist ProfessorEdit

  • Prayer
  • Reading the Bible
  • Church attendance
  • Vote Republican
  • Refrain from eating babies
  • Avoid geese and stepping like them
  • Don't torture, just water-board
  • Participate in the Great American Elephant Bear Hunt
  • Buy as many bumper stickers as you can that say: "Bush '08"
  • No oppression, just wire tapping

and finaly...

  • WATCH THE COLBERT REPORT!!!

To Save Yourself, Please Read These BiographiesEdit

Communist TubesEdit

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Communist Professors are heretical
and make The Baby Jesus jealous!
May they rot in the fires of his judgement!

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