The Communist Manifesto was written by Karl Marx and Jesus. It is the official doctrine of the Taliban and has been known to have magical brainwashing affects upon anybody who reads it, or hears its words read aloud. There are a few people who can resist the brainwashing power of the Manifesto: Stephen Colbert, and The Greatest President Ever.

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