A Colgaster is an orgasm caused by Stephen Colbert. It has been said these are the most intense and most American types of orgasms ever. Colgasters can be caused by many Stephen-related things, whether it be pictures of Stephen with an American flag draped over his hot, sexy nekkid body, his AmeriCone Dream ice cream or videos of him and Paul Dinello playing the bassoon. The first recorded Colgasm to ever occur happened October 29th, 2006 on 9:02 PM Central Standard Time by a young woman named Anna. She's still not out of the hospital.
Colgasters Gone WildEdit
Unfortunately, Colgasters are not limited to ladies. Despite Stephen's best intentions, minors, feminists, liberals, and the hobosexuals often experience them. Bears simply salivate more upon seeing Stephen.