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Union-jack
Strawberries
Coldplay
has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.
MarilynManson
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Coldplay
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan


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Like,
Coldplay
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.


Cameron is a dead duck. Sarkomutants are bleached mutant niggers. Baby, it's burgertime.

Barry From DC Edit

Europe is overpopulated. But not as overpopulated as Washington. Is it possible to kill two birds with one stone?

Oprah Thunderthighs Obamaquake Edit

  • Coldplay is dead.

McQueen, McCartney, Ronald McCameronEdit

  • Any official caught forcibly Americanizing or gentrifying Europe will be executed.

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