Colbertmania - A condition in which a person becomes a fan of Stephen Colbert
- Watching the Colbert Report
- Visiting Wikiality every so often
- Being involved in anything that involves Stephen Colbert
- Watching the Colbert Report more often
- Visiting Wikiality more often
- Being more involved with Stephen Colbert
- A hatred towards bears
- A liking of Baby Jesus
- Chanting "Stephen Colbert" in your sleep
- Changing your middle name to Truthiness
- when arguing with people, asking them "Why they hate Our Troops?" or demand they "Pick a side! We're at war!"
- If you are actually looking for a cure, you have already found it. Looking for a way to get rid of Colbert is already enough to make him not like you and therefore you are cured.
- And now you're On Notice, too. YOU DINGUS!