Colbertians 10:34-37-Think not I come to send funniness on earth. I came not to send funniness, but a sword. For I come to set Daily Show watchers at variance with heroes, Democrat against Republican, Colmes against Hannity. He that loveth Jon Stewart more than me is not a hero. And he that taketh not his cross of truthiness and come after me, is not worthy of Truthiness Crusadering!