During the midday of August 15, 2006 a horrifying crime was commited. Some dirty bear hackers vandalized the homepage of ColbertNation so that it looked like this. A organization was formed to find out who committed the crime, named the Blue Ribbon Committee. Currently canarymason is the prime suspect. The Blue Ribbon Committee has evidence that canarymason is either Tommie and/or Rome. Canarymason is also believed to be an employee or employees of Canary. Canary is the company that designed the new ColbertNation site.
A new place for discussion of the hacking job can be found here: here
Very recent evidence shows Avery, ColbertNation's chief administrator, is the suspect.
It has also been wondered among some if the main perpetrator is Stephen Colbert himself, but in disguise. Perhaps he wants to see how loyal each Colbinista is, or perhaps he is looking for a reason to put someone On Notice (by way of the "On Notice" victim making the most serious accusations), because of course, there is a free spot on the On Notice board now that Zort Muckerman is no longer there.
-THIS ARTICLE HAS BEEN EDITED BY THE NSA. THERE IS NO COVERUP. GO ELSEWHERE.-