Similar to a "Love Connection", a Colbert Connection is when a Member of the Colbert Nation™ is out in public minding their own business[1] when they unexpectedly meet-up with another Member of the Colbert Nation™.

Their eyes meet.

Sparks fly.

An explosion of Colgasms reverberate within a five-mile radius.

Get a mop.


  1. Protesting at an abortion clinic, throwing Bibles at gays, or telling people how to raise their kids at the local Wal-Mart

"Colbert Connection"
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