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Col-bunker

The map of The Col-Bunker Studio. It's blue.

The Col-Bunker is the exact replica of Stephen Colbert's studio, but is 300 feet below ground. This means it's further than buried treasure, dinosaur bones (note: not real), and Hell.

The Col-Bunker is used for extreme situations such as bear attacks, Barry Manilow request hours, or mutant crab armies (closely related to Hermit crabs). It can be used for toxic gas or nuclear fallout too, but that kind of stuff doesn't happen to the #1 Nation: America.

The purpose of the Bunker is to let The Colbert Report proceed with the truthiness. If the Nation has no leader in truthiness, then there will be no Nation.

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