Coffee Milk is possibily the greatest coffee based beverage ever invented. Maybe even better than coffee.
Originating in the 1940s when milk technologies were at their peak. One farmer injected caffeine directly into a cow. This random act of courage created mad cow disease. After that little side affect was all cleared up and shipped off to Bangladesh, the cow was free to thrive in the new substance. It gained the ability to produce a coffee based milk.
When coffee milk was first produced, it was an all coffee drink. Four years later it was used in place of commercial steroids. This was a little to extreme. After changing the main ingredient from steroids back to coffee, the began selling the product commercially.
It has since been known as one of cows greatest achievments. Right next to regular milk, and oatmeal.