Cobalt is one of the most important mineral in the American industry and has a positive effect in our lives, without Cobalt
Western Civilization America would fall! Which is why it must be protected against the enemies of Cobalt.
Who hates Cobalt?Edit
- The enemies of freedom
- People who hates the freedom loving people
- Un-american people
- The people who control the banking and diamond industry
Who loves Cobalt?Edit
- Our Glorious Stephen Colbert
- The Baby Jesus
- Henry Faber,
Nazi German spyFounder & Chairman of the "Cobalt Manufacturers of America"
- Richard Nixon
Cobalt can be use in a million ways:Edit
- Your clothes and foods are manufactured from it!
- It gives you super powers!
- It cures you from male impotency!
- It can even cure you of The Gays!
- Protects you from wolves (and bears), and even liberals!
- And much more!
Cobalt: The Miracle Mineral™Edit
Our Glorious Stephen was the voice over of the character "Colbie"™ from the educashunal film produced by the Scott Thurman & Company.