Stephen Colbert Clean up
Stephen is personally watching
Clubhouse: Tek Jansen
to make sure it is not edited
by people who hate The Truth™.

Pluto Nash! This is no moon, it's the Tek Jansen Clubhouse!

Greetings and welcome spacefarers, star warriors and hot alien chicks to the future home/space lounge of the Tek Jansen Club.

In the coming parsecs, the Clubhouse will offer all manner of intergalactic specialities and tidbits relating to the superawesome spectacular ultraspy and hero of New Earth, Tek Jansen.

Until then, stay tuned cadets!

The Tek Jansen CompendiumEdit

(more links to come!)

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