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This is the future home of's Cult Club. The Cult Club Clubhouse will be a holy place to celebrate The Many Paths to NOT Accepting Jesus Christ as Your Personal Lord and Savior, to argue about the relative superiority of one freakish so-called "religion" over another, and to comfort one another in the face of our ultimate and inevitable future end. Or just to sing "Kum-by-yah" and make popsicle stick crafts, in a righteous act of dignity that surely inspires the pantheistic deities of unspecified, non-denominational origins to dance in a unified sense of joy.

Harmony Alert: Are you pure of heart, and dedicated to the teachings of your cultish set of non-Christian values, whatever those might be? Would you like to serve The Baby (insert deified toddler here), Our Glorious Stephen, and the internets tube, all at the same time? If so, you might be a good candidate to become the Cult Club Captain.

Apply here.

Your god, gods, or atheistic moral code will support your act of altruism (and even if they don't, we'll love you for it)!

Some pages of interest to Cult Clubbers (all of which could probably use some attention):

Stephen Colbert Clean up
Stephen is personally watching
Clubhouse: Cult
to make sure it is not edited
by people who hate The Truth™.
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Clubhouse: Cult
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

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