Stephen Colbert Clean up
Stephen is personally watching
Clubhouse: American
to make sure it is not edited
by people who hate The Truth™.
Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.'s Club Name Animated USflag
Club Motto: U.S.A! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
Official Club Function(s): Supporting The Greatest President Ever
Official Club Language: American
Club Anthem: The National Anthem
Club Rituals: * Hunting Bears
Club Rules: add stuff here-6
Club Members:
Club Captain: Captian America (Secret Identity currently unknown, but often speculated to be Stephen Colbert)
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Fun Fact # 2: add stuff here-10
Fun Fact # 3: add stuff here-11
Pages of Primary Importance:
Pages Our Club Has Adopted for Upkeep: add stuff below-13 (leave this line blank)
  • Page 1
  • Page 2
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Coming Soon An All-American Clubhouse for Real Americans!

Are you American enough to serve as American Club Captain? Apply here and tell us why you've got The Right StuffTM to lead the American Club to victory!

In the meantime, why not relax with a few patriotic tunes, courtesy of's Music channel?

U.S.A! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

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