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Clowns are God's jesters who are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a laugh to your belly. Real Americans love clowns and hug them whenever possible. The cowardly French, of course, are afraid of clowns.
- Clowns have specially-designed cars in which to fit their clown-families.
- McDonald's uses the image of a clown to lure the unsuspecting, clown-loving public into their restaurant.
- Clowns are the handlers of Hellspawns.
- wear makeup/masks to hide their fakeness
- Clowns are secretly child molesters in disguise. They hide out under beds for unsuspecting victims. They prey on online predators, and most have myspaces. They can also be stalkers, but are most often found out for their striking appearance. Most have red noses sometimes like Rudolph.
- For a good time hire this clown to scare your friends 
- Some do cocaine.
- Clowns are the vanguard against The War on Sex
- Sometimes they have friends
- Peoples fear of them is hilarious.