Cliff Sloan
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

November 18, 2008 NailingEdit


Part I

  • vetting chief for Obama
  • try to find anything in a candidate's background that could embarrassing
  • who vets the vetters
  • how is he qualified
  • former publisher for Slate
    • My Other Vagina
    • Sex Toy A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
    • Is Maureen Dowd Necessary
  • dances professionally
  • looks for fitness
  • excellence
    • integrity as long as it's part of it
  • dark secret
  • balanced with unquenchable thirst for power
  • any secret that you have may come out at any time
  • part two will air tomorrow

November 19, 2008 NailingEdit


Part II

Mr Sloan asked Stephen some very personal questions:

  • have you ever said or done anything that could embarrass the president
    • No
  • did you endorse president
  • express criticism
    • stephen promises to undermine him
    • actively work to
  • Prescott Group
    • aware of side effects
  • Stephen admits to the side effects
  • Stephen received 5 points for honestly
  • never purchased any illegal drugs
  • Stephen's College nickname: High Snow Lord Of The Blow Lines
    • snorting cocaine for charity
      • but did not inhale
  • own a gun
    • shares his life with a gun
    • in this country legally
  • Stephen a male prostitute
    • performed sex for pay
    • butt classy was his street name
  • hired to work for The Daily Show ended his life in prostitution
  • Stephen does a good "DeNiro"
  • Sloan took Stephen's cash

February 24, 2009 NailingEdit


  • vetting Dr. Colbert for the Obama administration
  • Stephen doesn't remember certain things
    • it was because he paid his taxes
  • Marbury first time Supreme Court struck down Congressional act as unConstitutional
  • Supremes invested itself with power
  • Marshall established rule of law
    • prior to that, we were monkeys trading coconuts
  • Adams packed the court with all his judges, officials
    • Jefferson didn't like it, commanded the letters of appointment not be delivered (18th century equivalent of not opening email)

May 5, 2009 NailingEdit


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