Despite America's innate ability to ignore large amounts of information and facts, sometimes even an American can get too much of the stuff to process. Thats why, out of the kindness of their hearts, the United States government will 'Classify' something, or keep it secret. Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney are just trying to protect America with their giant condom of "CLASSIFIED" from evils like the Aurora Jet and UFOs and global warming. It's just like when your father told you that gays and Democrats don't exist; by not talking about things, they go away.
THE ABOVE HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED BY THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY - DO NOT READ IT