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A clarinet is a phallus shaped musical instrument of the woodwind family. Unlike an oboe, which is easily identified by sound, clarinets are only identifiable in an orchestra by who plays them. Clarinets players are either Fat Chicks who are too ugly to play flute, or girly-boys who are too effeminate to play a real instrument.